hoyt fortenberry. you’re a good, good man, with the biggest heart i’ve ever known. you were my first love. i’ll never forget you. you were jason’s best friend. he won’t forget you either. we’re going to miss you so, so much, but you’re not going to miss us. you are going to go to alaska and you’re going to start a brand new life. you’ll make a whole lot of new friends. you’ll forget about jason, forget he ever existed. do you understand? and you’re going to make some girl the luckiest, happiest girl in the world. and she’s going to be your first love. not me. i am… fading away, going, going, until i vanish from your mind. when i tell you, i want you to close your eyes and count to ten, and when you open them, we’ll be gone. and then you’re going to have yourself a burger and a beer, and not a care in the world, okay?